Violence jokes
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.