Violence jokes
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.