Violence

Violence jokes

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?