Freedom Of Speech jokes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.