Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
