Violence jokes
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Rape victims suck, literally.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!