How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
