Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Like if your dad is abusive.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: π
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
