Violence jokes
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.