Violence jokes
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.