No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person doesn't want to fight, so they are just going to kill the other person instead. It's like saying, "I don't want to argue, so I'm just going to punch you in the face." People who tell jokes like this aren't playing with a full deck.