What do u call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What is the difference between A dead body and a Lamborghini I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
