Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Ice-Cream Cone Jokes
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
