Ice-cream Cone jokes
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
I like this episode
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.