What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is red and puts out fire?
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
