what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
