Johnny Depp Driving Problem

What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?

He can't drink and drive.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. You thinkin' Johnny Depp hates driving 'cause the seats ain't comfy? Nah, it's a pun! "Drink and drive" means boozing while driving. And because of the scandals surrounding Johnny Depp he is not allowed to drink and drive.

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