All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy an a,m like what the
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
