Vehicle jokes
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.