Vehicle jokes
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.