Vehicle jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.