Vehicle jokes
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.