My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.