Vehicle jokes
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
I love bus jokes.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
"What bus?"
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
So my bus... goodness.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.