Vehicle jokes
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
I love bus jokes.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.