Vehicle jokes
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
I go beep like a Jeep.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.