Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What is a bus 🚌?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What's big and yellow and can't swim, a bus filled with children
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What is your car's name?
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a car that runs and can't?
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
