The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...
''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,
I suppose that was a fair compromise !
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
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If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
whatβs grey and canβt fly? a parking lot
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
