A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This is for you. A twelve-volt battery goes to a bar. Bartender tells the battery not to start anything. Get it? A twelve-volt battery could *start* a car. You are so dumb. I bet you still use a phone with a number pad, don't you?