Cauliflower jokes
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call a broccoli 馃ウ when it鈥檚 a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.