Cauliflower jokes

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.