Cauliflower jokes
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
It's Caesar salad.