Cauliflower jokes

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.