Vegetable jokes
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Your mom gay.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."