Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Potato.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yamm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
