What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Potato.
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
