What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
If 2 vegetable have a argument is called beef
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
What starts with a v and ends with an k, a veggie Karen
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
