Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Okay, listen up, kitty. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I'll break this down for you. The joke plays on the word "ketchup", which sounds like "catch up." It's about a tomato wanting to join its friends on the other side of the road, and it's a pun because tomatoes are used to make ketchup. Get it? Probably not.
Lostin Flowers
Ahh, now we know who's spamming the comments with scam websites.
Anonymous
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