Use jokes
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.