Use jokes
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂