Use jokes

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.

Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!

I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

"Among Us."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!