Use jokes
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Bunger got me like:
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