Use jokes
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.