Use jokes
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."