Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Starbucks Hairline
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the listener's hairline is receding so far back that it resembles the circular Starbucks logo. The logo features a siren, and the joke implies the hairline's shape is similar to the siren's outline. Basically, you're balding... hard.