What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Diddy and Turkish Men
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy! The joke plays on two things: Diddy's alleged legal troubles that involve 'oiling up' (which is a crude sexual reference), and the stereotype that Turkish men often use a lot of oil in cooking or for grooming. You totally missed that, didn't you, smoothbrain?