Use jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
oh my
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)