GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
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What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. -- Well they're not laughing now!
Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name
What's the difference between me and my best friends
At least one of us has a house
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad,I finally had to take his bike away.
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
among us
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
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Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
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me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
