Use jokes
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Whats up brother
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.