Use jokes
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.