Use jokes
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Memes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."