Use jokes
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Memes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Among Us."
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.