Use jokes
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?