Use jokes

What do you say when the toilet is clogged?

Oh shit!

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Why do vegans use blowjobs?

Because they can’t take real meat.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.