Use jokes
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Memes
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
The last two presidents of the US.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.