What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Use Jokes
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
The last two presidents of the US.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
