Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Receding Hairline Ruler
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone whose hairline is receding faster than your brain cells after watching reality TV. It's saying their hairline is so far back on their head that it could be used as a ruler to measure things, which is obviously an exaggeration and a burn.