Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Use Jokes
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
