Use jokes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?