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Confucius

  • Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

    Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

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  • Sex

  • A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

    The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

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  • Politics

  • What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

    Both aren't what they used to be...

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  • Dildo

  • 20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."

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  • Company

  • Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

    Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

    Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

    Amber: Fine!!!!!

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  • Twin Towers

  • What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

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  • Dad

  • You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

    Baker

  • I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

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  • Seatbelt

  • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

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