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Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!