Use jokes
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?