Use jokes
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.