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Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?