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Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
WE ARE ANONYMOUS because none of us are as cruel as all of us
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
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why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
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You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
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