Use jokes
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
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Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*