Use jokes

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

What is a great 👍 for?

Fun.

Bunger got me like:

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What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

What do you call a letter using the bathroom?

The P.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.