Use jokes
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.