Use jokes
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.