Use jokes
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.