Use jokes
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.