Use jokes

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

What do turtles use to communicate?

A shellphone!

Why was the bee’s hair sticky?

He used honeycomb.

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

What should you use to battle a T-Rex?

A dino-sword.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.