clarissa is here is here with us
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use strap on tools
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
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The brain named itself, and when the brain realised that it named itseld, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
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What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
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Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
Would you mind just peeing into this cup please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
knock knock who's there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn't get it
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