Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your momma being so HUGEEE that her own kiddos are using her like a dang mattress! And get this, her jiggly bits? They ain't jiggly bits, they are "cozy blankets". Now, why would they need blankets? It's 'cause she's spread out over the whole bed, duhhhh!
Angelise
You momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.