You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally's used to being blind!
Of an orphan wins the lottery what do they have to use all of it on
Years of child support
The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"
TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
what kind of flower do orphans use? self raising
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
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Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
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What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
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The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
