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Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.