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Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
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Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.