Skyrim Arrow

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup, this joke is about the game "Skyrim". In Skyrim, guards often say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." It's a very famous meme. This dude was just about to say it but everyone got ahead of him. Boom. Roasted.

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