What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
why is lebron james and orphan? bc he dosent use whatsapp
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
I wish we could implant all parts because i could have used some car parts from Stephen hawking after he died.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
balls got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
orphans got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
tazzaro got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
My relatives used to tease me at wedding saying I'd be next, they soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Sometimes I wish u could use my school scissors on my heart
Why is death taken so lightly??? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
