Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
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My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
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What do turtles 🐢 use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
