Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is about chess and how different countries would play based on historical events. The US lost its "towers" (9/11), England still has its "queen" (the monarchy), and Russia only has "pawns" (communism).
sillybilly
or bcz they dont have a king