So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I came up with this one myself.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
