Ups jokes
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!