Ups jokes
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Memes
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.