Ups jokes
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.