Ups jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!