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TV Show jokes

Death

    • Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

    Shoto: Wht?

    Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

    Shoto: :)

    Orphan

    • Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

    I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

    Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

    Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

    Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

    Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

    If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

    If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

    Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

    What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

    Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

    Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

    What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

    Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

    Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

    What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

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    • Murder

    • There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

    There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

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    • TV Show memes

    Wordplay

    • Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

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    • Pound

    • Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

    People

    • What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.

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    • Incest

    • The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

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    • Actor

    • As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

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    • Wall

    • Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

    Viewers: Dora.

    Trump: No, I am President Trump.

    Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

    Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

    Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    • Violence

    • There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

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    • Character

    • Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

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