TV Show jokes
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"