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TV Show jokes

Hairline

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Murder

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

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  • Death

    Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

    Shoto: Wht?

    Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

    Shoto: :)

    Pound

    Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

    Crime

    Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

    Bender

    What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

    Mum

    While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

    Lucky for me I'm only 210.

    Character

    Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

    Work

    It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

    I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

    Candle

    When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"

    Stephen Hawking

    Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

    Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

    Person 1: For dancing.

    Wall

    Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

    Viewers: Dora.

    Trump: No, I am President Trump.

    Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

    Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

    Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!