Series

Series Jokes

Mathematician

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."

  • 0
  • Murder

    I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

    Mathematician

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

    Movie

    Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

    Naruto

    I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

    Guy

    Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

    Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

    Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

    Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

    Guy 1: Like I do care :$

    Guy 3: But I do care :<

    Guy 1: F*ck you.

    Guy 3: Do it.

    Guy 2: But you do care about me.

    Guy 3: No.

    Guy 2: F*ck you.

    Guy 3: Do it.

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Mum

    Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

    Molestation

    Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!