The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
what's the difference between me and bill Cosby
I haven't been caught.
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
The walking dead
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
what is an orphans favourite tv show? Alone
