
TV Show jokes
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Well shit.
gravity falls







