TV Show jokes

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

Watch Key/Peele "Detective."

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.