TV Show Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

Finger

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

Key

Watch Key/Peele "Detective."

Memes

Movie

A screenshot from a TV show, showing a woman with long blond hair (Daenerys Targaryen) half-naked in front of some candles. The text says "This is why". Above, the text says "Me: I hate watching movies with subtitles. Friend: but why?"

Cliffhanger

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

Squidward

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Cartoon

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

Madness

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Chin

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Atom

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

Tree

What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!

Memes

Conspiracy

Well shit.

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a hobbit house in a green hill, the middle left panel shows four characters from the Lord of the Rings, and the bottom left panel shows the Eye of Sauron. The top right panel shows the Teletubbies house, the middle right panel shows the four Teletubbies, and the bottom right panel shows the baby sun from the Teletubbies. The text above all the panels says: "You want a conspiracy theory, well I will give you a conspiracy theory:".

Typo

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

Skeleton

An image shows Stewie Griffin, a character from "Family Guy," next to a skeleton that is supposedly his. Text above the image says, "Stewie Griffin's skeleton is the most cursed thing."

Bottle

A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper

Coke

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Restraint

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Blood

gravity falls

The image shows a scene from Gravity Falls with Bill Cipher asking, "What are you willing to give to continue Gravity Falls!" Mabel is responding by saying, "I'll give you my blood!"

Quagmire

oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

Community

YABBA DABBA DOO

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whatever happened to el

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Poll

best tv show out of these 3

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