TV Show Jokes

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... to bad it was so short he couldn’t find any

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"

spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook

The walking dead

aw hell naw

dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

what are emos fav tv show theme song?

Bablade Bablade let it rip!

Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy

If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is

Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

No one

Absolutely no one

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"

Whats an africans favourite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him "sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. the man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." the cop said, "sir, what did you use." and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives." after that, the cop said, "sir, im going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" the screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

what is an orphans favourite tv show? Alone

Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama

while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show

It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"

(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)