TV Show jokes
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
The walking dead.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.