Throwing the TV Out the Window

So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"

So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, simpleton. You threw your TV out the window because your feelings got hurt, and instead of dealing with it like a grown-up, you caused a 123-million-car pileup and went completely broke. That is what we in the woods call 'room-temp IQ behavior.' Get a grip.

Throwing the TV Out the Window

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