Turn jokes
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
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