Turn jokes
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
S, ss, slalom. A.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.