Turn jokes
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.