Turn jokes
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Memes
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
S, ss, slalom. A.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
