Turn jokes
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Memes
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
S, ss, slalom. A.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!