Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Turn Jokes
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
S, ss, slalom. A.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
