My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
Teddy bear teddy bear turn around Why i turn around Infopka.com
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style.... Cuz u don't turn back to your family
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
How Do You Turn Your Dog Into a WatchDog? Get It a Rolex
What happens to the crow in the earth puake ? It turned into a milkshake 🤔😂😂
bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
ur so c emo the sun turn black
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.
Your so white that when I turn off of the lights you were a night light
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around i will fist you anytime
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
