Turn jokes
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
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What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Memes
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂