One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
S, ss, slalom. A.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
