Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these two blokes are at the pub, right? One points out a huge spider, and the other doesn't believe him. When he finally looks, he's shocked. Then the first guy drops a bomb and says he's not joking; his name is Fred King, brother of Jo King. It's a pun, ya see? Like "joking" but with names. Haha, get it? You probably don't, because you couldn't find your ass with both hands and a map.
