Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Drunk vs. Stoner at a Stop Sign
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, you knucklehead! This joke is all about stereotypes. So, like, a drunk person ain't got no patience and just zooms through the stop sign. But a stoner? They're so baked they think the stop sign is gonna change colors like a traffic light. Get it now, dummy?