Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Listen up, smarty pants! It's funny 'cause orphans don't have parents, so like, they CAN'T go to parents evening, ya dig? You probably don't, considering you just asked me to explain the joke.